Chris Le'John

Chris Le'John enjoys catching catfish with his teeth and writing stories beneath ghostly moss trees at night. He is the host of Explosion.com's weirdest podcast The Finger Fix. He is also fond of old cartoons.
  • Do MUD’s and ASCII Graphics Provoke Insanity Part II

    It is May and outside the sky is so dark that if someone told me that Shenron was being summoned I might believe them.  To...

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    It is May and outside the sky is so dark that if someone told me that Shenron was being summoned I might believe them.  To me at least I find it comforting, because when it’s too sunny out I don’t want to work on anything.  I remember thinking this exact thought about a year ago...
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    843 points
  • 5 Forgotten MMOs

    The internet goes through phases like any hopeful adolescent child (boys specifically because I’m convinced that only they are effected on a deep personal level...

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    The internet goes through phases like any hopeful adolescent child (boys specifically because I’m convinced that only they are effected on a deep personal level by puberty, you know why.)  because like any kid,  there’s the factor of wanting and getting, or not, followed by forgetting or any other variation of whatever, depending on what...
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    807 points
  • Most Innovative Game Consoles

    If video games were better, and a carton of Spirits wasn’t so expensive I’d probably relapse, buy a pack and smoke them in the igloo...

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    If video games were better, and a carton of Spirits wasn’t so expensive I’d probably relapse, buy a pack and smoke them in the igloo I haven’t made yet, with the guy from upstairs (not like, sky upstairs) who tries to hack wifi with a Macbook. Why? Because this is the future and I’m pretty...
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    820 points
  • Angry Piggy

    Angry Piggy is definitely the kind of game that’s all about teamwork. Initially I admit to jumping right in without even reading the games description,...

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    Angry Piggy is definitely the kind of game that’s all about teamwork. Initially I admit to jumping right in without even reading the games description, I wrote it off immediately as being mundane and too simplistic as well as repetitive and boring until I hit the second island. It’s obvious that the folks who designed...
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    802 points
  • Planet Wars

    Planet wars is the kind of game you just need to have if you’re a tactics junkie.  It seriously makes you feel like that tyrant...

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    Planet wars is the kind of game you just need to have if you’re a tactics junkie.  It seriously makes you feel like that tyrant you always wanted to be when playing games like Masters of Orion and EVE minus the depth and capital ships.  Still, the style suits itself.  The game is actually pretty...
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    802 points
  • The Finger Fix: Storing Bodies Using Cloud Storage

    Yeah it’s true, I like getting my hands super dirty with technology.  But for the most part I just opt-out of professionalism and end up...

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    Yeah it’s true, I like getting my hands super dirty with technology.  But for the most part I just opt-out of professionalism and end up projectile-vomiting morbid but useful information..about technology..so that I can actually stand droning on about it.  I mean, who actually wants to talk about how you can store your hour(s) long...
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    842 points
  • The Finger Fix: Hitman Reminds Us of the Holidays

    What is the world coming to when a game about an assassin begins to remind you of the holiday season?  You know, gift wrap for...

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    What is the world coming to when a game about an assassin begins to remind you of the holiday season?  You know, gift wrap for starters, the nose of a certain reindeer and of course, Santa’s classic wardrobe.  If you ask me,  there’s some sick sinister plot behind it all,  think about it..Santa does technically...
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    841 points
  • Do MUDs and ASCII Graphics Provoke Insanity?

     The first computer I ever used was an NEC running Windows 95.  At that time I was just a little kid who was too curious...

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     The first computer I ever used was an NEC running Windows 95.  At that time I was just a little kid who was too curious about the internet and gaming for his own good.  Safe to say I have come a long way since then, I think we all have.  My RAM (random-access memory) is...
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    835 points
  • The Finger Fix: What About Us? And Windows 8.

    You ever sit around and question what it means to have all this technology coming out?  For some it means hey,  I want that,  I’m...

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    You ever sit around and question what it means to have all this technology coming out?  For some it means hey,  I want that,  I’m going to get it.  But what about us?  What about the people who can’t exactly afford a new phone or an Arizona iced tea for whatever reason!  Well, I’m here...
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    838 points
  • Minecraft: Pocket Edition

    Alright so at this point, after selling four million copies on PC which is impressive considering everyone is a pirate now,  I don’t have to...

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    Alright so at this point, after selling four million copies on PC which is impressive considering everyone is a pirate now,  I don’t have to introduce Minecraft: Pocket Edition to you.  The game is damn near universal, last time I checked there wasn’t even an iOS version but hey!  Now there is one.  The funniest part...
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    816 points
  • Planet in a Bottle

    Planet in a Bottle is so simple that it should be a crime to call it an actual game. I refuse to sit here and...

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    Planet in a Bottle is so simple that it should be a crime to call it an actual game. I refuse to sit here and tell you that the game is a whole lot like Hatchi or Tamagotchi because, just no. Planet in a Bottle is a cute little game with 2D graphics and no...
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    809 points
  • Great Little War Game

    Great Little War Game might just have everything you require to be the best jarhead you can be. The game is as fast paced as...

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    Great Little War Game might just have everything you require to be the best jarhead you can be. The game is as fast paced as a 3D turn-based game can be too. Going into it I was thinking something along the lines of chess or something but no, I was wrong. Well, if chess involved...
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    812 points
  • The Finger Fix: TFF Radio – Assassins Creed 3 is Historically Accurate

    Think back to a time when it was fun to be naive to the better things in life.  Back when you didn’t have to know...

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    Think back to a time when it was fun to be naive to the better things in life.  Back when you didn’t have to know much about anything to get ahead.  Well you know what?  Nothing has changed, it’s just that most things really aren’t that interesting.  Everything that is, except video games.   Track...
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    861 points
  • Godville

    Godville is such a huge time-killer that it’s disgusting. Once you start you can barely remember why you started and you won’t care, in fact...

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    Godville is such a huge time-killer that it’s disgusting. Once you start you can barely remember why you started and you won’t care, in fact I think that might be the point. Seriously, you are almost expected to neglect this game. And it has turned the whole experience into who-can-care-the-longest contest. See, it’s not you...
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    800 points
  • Aardwolf

    Aardwolf is a text-based RPG game and it might just be the best one of its specific niche on the android market right now. Go...

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    Aardwolf is a text-based RPG game and it might just be the best one of its specific niche on the android market right now. Go on, I dare you to prove me wrong. The game holds much more depth and detail (despite not having graphics) than most of the other typical role-playing games available. Now...
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    799 points
  • Beastie Bay

    So you are stranded on a desolate island that is supposed to be kind of “dangerous” despite being cute at the same time. In this...

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    So you are stranded on a desolate island that is supposed to be kind of “dangerous” despite being cute at the same time. In this new creature catching civ-management game from Kairosoft you will be doing lots of taming, skewering and overall being a bad-ass amongst a wild variety of “beasties” while developing your island...
    802
    802 points

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