Chris Le'John

Chris Le'John enjoys catching catfish with his teeth and writing stories beneath ghostly moss trees at night. He is the host of Explosion.com's weirdest podcast The Finger Fix. He is also fond of old cartoons.
  • Do MUD’s and ASCII Graphics Provoke Insanity Part II

    It is May and outside the sky is so dark that if someone told me that Shenron was being summoned I might believe them.  To...

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    It is May and outside the sky is so dark that if someone told me that Shenron was being summoned I might believe them.  To me at least I find it comforting, because when it’s too sunny out I don’t want to work on anything.  I remember thinking this exact thought about a year ago...
  • 5 Forgotten MMOs

    The internet goes through phases like any hopeful adolescent child (boys specifically because I’m convinced that only they are effected on a deep personal level...

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    The internet goes through phases like any hopeful adolescent child (boys specifically because I’m convinced that only they are effected on a deep personal level by puberty, you know why.)  because like any kid,  there’s the factor of wanting and getting, or not, followed by forgetting or any other variation of whatever, depending on what...
  • Most Innovative Game Consoles

    If video games were better, and a carton of Spirits wasn’t so expensive I’d probably relapse, buy a pack and smoke them in the igloo...

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    If video games were better, and a carton of Spirits wasn’t so expensive I’d probably relapse, buy a pack and smoke them in the igloo I haven’t made yet, with the guy from upstairs (not like, sky upstairs) who tries to hack wifi with a Macbook. Why? Because this is the future and I’m pretty...
  • Angry Piggy

    Angry Piggy is definitely the kind of game that’s all about teamwork. Initially I admit to jumping right in without even reading the games description,...

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    Angry Piggy is definitely the kind of game that’s all about teamwork. Initially I admit to jumping right in without even reading the games description, I wrote it off immediately as being mundane and too simplistic as well as repetitive and boring until I hit the second island. It’s obvious that the folks who designed...
  • Planet Wars

    Planet wars is the kind of game you just need to have if you’re a tactics junkie.  It seriously makes you feel like that tyrant...

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    Planet wars is the kind of game you just need to have if you’re a tactics junkie.  It seriously makes you feel like that tyrant you always wanted to be when playing games like Masters of Orion and EVE minus the depth and capital ships.  Still, the style suits itself.  The game is actually pretty...
  • The Finger Fix: Storing Bodies Using Cloud Storage

    Yeah it’s true, I like getting my hands super dirty with technology.  But for the most part I just opt-out of professionalism and end up...

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    Yeah it’s true, I like getting my hands super dirty with technology.  But for the most part I just opt-out of professionalism and end up projectile-vomiting morbid but useful information..about technology..so that I can actually stand droning on about it.  I mean, who actually wants to talk about how you can store your hour(s) long...
  • The Finger Fix: Hitman Reminds Us of the Holidays

    What is the world coming to when a game about an assassin begins to remind you of the holiday season?  You know, gift wrap for...

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    What is the world coming to when a game about an assassin begins to remind you of the holiday season?  You know, gift wrap for starters, the nose of a certain reindeer and of course, Santa’s classic wardrobe.  If you ask me,  there’s some sick sinister plot behind it all,  think about it..Santa does technically...
  • Do MUDs and ASCII Graphics Provoke Insanity?

     The first computer I ever used was an NEC running Windows 95.  At that time I was just a little kid who was too curious...

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     The first computer I ever used was an NEC running Windows 95.  At that time I was just a little kid who was too curious about the internet and gaming for his own good.  Safe to say I have come a long way since then, I think we all have.  My RAM (random-access memory) is...
  • The Finger Fix: What About Us? And Windows 8.

    You ever sit around and question what it means to have all this technology coming out?  For some it means hey,  I want that,  I’m...

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    You ever sit around and question what it means to have all this technology coming out?  For some it means hey,  I want that,  I’m going to get it.  But what about us?  What about the people who can’t exactly afford a new phone or an Arizona iced tea for whatever reason!  Well, I’m here...
  • Minecraft: Pocket Edition

    Alright so at this point, after selling four million copies on PC which is impressive considering everyone is a pirate now,  I don’t have to...

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    Alright so at this point, after selling four million copies on PC which is impressive considering everyone is a pirate now,  I don’t have to introduce Minecraft: Pocket Edition to you.  The game is damn near universal, last time I checked there wasn’t even an iOS version but hey!  Now there is one.  The funniest part...