• WiiU Begs Ubisoft Not to Leave

    In a heartfelt press conference, featuring Nintendo CEO, Satoru Iwata, Nintendo begged blockbuster publisher Ubisoft to keep making games for their languishing, largely unsupported console....

    In a heartfelt press conference, featuring Nintendo CEO, Satoru Iwata, Nintendo begged blockbuster publisher Ubisoft to keep making games for their languishing, largely unsupported console.  Forgotten by Activision, ignored by Electronic Arts, Nintendo finds its lone third-party friend trying to ditch out, like the last person to leave a really lame party. Iwata read a...
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  • Sony Basks in Internet Glory: Gamescom 2014

    Sony kicked off their 2014 Gamescom recap by announcing the PlayStation 4 has sold over 10 billion units.  “That’s right,” said a confident Jim Ryan,...

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    Sony kicked off their 2014 Gamescom recap by announcing the PlayStation 4 has sold over 10 billion units.  “That’s right,” said a confident Jim Ryan, president of Sony Computer Entertainment Europe, “We have sold enough PlayStations that everyone the world has one. Some people even have two.  That just speaks to the quality of the...
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  • Microsoft Confirms They Are The Worst: Gamescom 2014

    Microsoft has as a history of unpopular decisions and this summer has been no different.  In only the last few months Microsoft has released the...

    Microsoft has as a history of unpopular decisions and this summer has been no different.  In only the last few months Microsoft has released the Ebola virus in the United States and made prank phone calls to Israel using Palestine’s cell phone.  Suffice it say, good ol’ Phil Spencer has some things to answer for...
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  • Kim Kardashian Hollywood Review

    Kim Kardashian is one of the most power and inspirational figures in modern day America.  After living a life of luxury and privilege, she overcame...

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    Kim Kardashian is one of the most power and inspirational figures in modern day America.  After living a life of luxury and privilege, she overcame amazing odds and found true fame in the American Dream of whoring one’s life out as cable TV reality show.  After having a sex tape leaked of her and something...
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  • Sony Confirms, ‘Uncharted Movie Will Be Terrible’

    In a refreshing bit of honesty, Sony recently confirmed that not only have they set a date of June 10th, 2016 for the Uncharted movie,...

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    In a refreshing bit of honesty, Sony recently confirmed that not only have they set a date of June 10th, 2016 for the Uncharted movie, but also confirmed it will be awful.  After the film was announced this past week at San Diego Comic Con, the producers were quick to get in front of the...
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  • Dota 2 Player Being Investigated for PED Scandal

    As Valve hosts the 4th Annual International, for its wildly popular MOBA, Dota 2, a fog of uncertainty hangs over the KeyArena.  There are many...

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    As Valve hosts the 4th Annual International, for its wildly popular MOBA, Dota 2, a fog of uncertainty hangs over the KeyArena.  There are many who would debate whether Dota 2 players, or any competitive gamer, would qualify as an “athlete”, but it seems like this argument can be put to bed as the world...
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  • Brave Fan’s Fight Against Alien: Isolation DLC Ends in Shame

    Pre-Order DLC has long been a point of contention between fans and publishers, with fans venting frustration over being locked out of content because they...

    Pre-Order DLC has long been a point of contention between fans and publishers, with fans venting frustration over being locked out of content because they are uninterested in committing $60 to a specific store on a specific date.  Ostensibly, pre-orders don’t provide the customer with much except the guarantee that they will end up with...
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  • Gamestop and Kickstarter Partner To Sell ‘Dream in a Box’

    What are video games these days?  Once upon a time consumers used to peruse the glass cases of department stores or the wire racks of...

    What are video games these days?  Once upon a time consumers used to peruse the glass cases of department stores or the wire racks of their local game retailer where some chubby, glasses-wearing nerd behind the counter would harass you for buying a strategy guide.  The days of those awkward over-the-counter interactions are a thing...
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  • The Last Guardian Gameplay Finally Revealed…and It’s a Shooter?

    For those who were so distraught at the lack of Last Guardian-ness at Sony’s E3 Press Conference, you are finally about to get some good...

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    For those who were so distraught at the lack of Last Guardian-ness at Sony’s E3 Press Conference, you are finally about to get some good news.  After being announced in 2009, The Last Guardian has finally seen the light of day, and after meeting in a secret location, taking a blood oath, and selling my...
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  • Video Games to Shut Down Until 2015

    It was only a matter of time before the other shoe dropped.  After delays hit The Witcher 3, Dying Light, Batman: Arkham Knight, and The...

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    It was only a matter of time before the other shoe dropped.  After delays hit The Witcher 3, Dying Light, Batman: Arkham Knight, and The Order: 1886, the video game industry has decided to simply shut down for the remainder of 2014 and start up again next year.  The decision was supposed to come during...
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