Time to take out the T-shirts and short skirts and jeans. temperatures are finally rising and it’s time to show some skin. Only, after such a long winter, your skin is probably so pale, you might get mistaken for a ghost.
Getting a date with the tanning bed will absolutely solve your paleness problems. However, those take long, requiring a few return visits, and sometimes you just don’t have the time.
The quick and much cheaper fix is getting yourself a nice tan from a bottle.
Just be very careful where you choose to do it or you might end up like these tanning disasters.
1. Someone Ordered Overdone Meat
2. Don’t worry, You Blend Well
3. The Live Wax Figure
5. Not The Face, Not The Face
6. No Matter What, Don’t Cry After Getting A Spray Tan
7. Nope, Not Dark Enough
8. The Orange Panda
9. Chocolate And Vanilla
10. White And Orange
11. The Bronze Girl
12. I’m Meeeltiiing
13. To Make The Blond Really Pop
14. Too Much, Dude
15. His Face Says It All
16. Put Your Hands Down
17. Forgot To Do The Neck
18. Burn
19. The Man From The Hood
20. The Girly Panda
21. It’s In The Genes
22. Wrong On So Many Levels…
23. They’re Missing Some Horns
24. Missed A Spot
25. The Bronze Statue Street Performer
26. The Blushing Prom Date
27. Name That Shade
28. Carrot Top?
For some reason I can’t stop thinking of the chocolate and the oppma loompas.
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