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28 Reasons Why You’re Better Off Pale Than Going For A Spray Tan

Time to take out the T-shirts and short skirts and jeans. temperatures are finally rising and it’s time to show some skin. Only, after such a long winter, your skin is probably so pale, you might get mistaken for a ghost.

Getting a date with the tanning bed will absolutely solve your paleness problems. However, those take long, requiring a few return visits, and sometimes you just don’t have the time.

The quick and much cheaper fix is getting yourself a nice tan from a bottle.

Just be very careful where you choose to do it or you might end up like these tanning disasters.

1. Someone Ordered Overdone Meat

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2. Don’t worry, You Blend Well

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3. The Live Wax Figure

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5. Not The Face, Not The Face

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6. No Matter What, Don’t Cry After Getting A Spray Tan

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7. Nope, Not Dark Enough

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8. The Orange Panda

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9. Chocolate And Vanilla 

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10. White And Orange

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11. The Bronze Girl

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12. I’m Meeeltiiing

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13. To Make The Blond Really Pop

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14. Too Much, Dude

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15. His Face Says It All

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16. Put Your Hands Down

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17. Forgot To Do The Neck

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18. Burn 

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19. The Man From The Hood

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20. The Girly Panda 

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21. It’s In The Genes

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22. Wrong On So Many Levels…

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23. They’re Missing Some Horns

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24. Missed A Spot

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25. The Bronze Statue Street Performer

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26. The Blushing Prom Date

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27. Name That Shade 

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28. Carrot Top?

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For some reason I can’t stop thinking of the chocolate and the oppma loompas.

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