35 Church Signs That Sound Very, Very Dirty


If we have to be brutally honest, not many people go to church nowadays. And most of those who go, do that from habit probably engraved in them by their parents. In a way it’s sad because churches should be the place where we seek spiritual and life guidance, purpose and enlightenment. Yet today most of us are trying to find those things trough experimenting, following our own path, leaving the church behind.

Like any good shepherd, the church is trying to get its lost sheep back, and one way is with signs posted on the side of the road or in front of the church. They usually put up inspirational bible quote, the topic of discussion in mass, or a simple sentence that might inspire you to stop and go to church. And sometimes the person responsible for the church sign needs to double-check what he’s putting up, because it might not be very church-appropriate.

See these seemingly normal church signs that sound very sexual to those of us with dirty minds.

1. Haha

yc5simhvrznzc0ufj5wu

2. Haven’t Counted Them Yet

pzzjwr9r3egb9tfz8bz4

3. Duh

NUNzApE

4. He Won’t Judge

ncn16

5. Talking About The Back Entrance?

nb1q2bhtkytfq9yygnwg

6. True Enough

loose

7. Not Something To Brag About

It7oGiv

8. I’m Coming

enhancedbuzz25091136787207719

9. He Might Join You

enhanced-25004-1413567388-1

10. Wow, Is He That Punctual With His Climaxes ?

BadChurchSign

11. Check Your Abbreviations Next Time

analBig

12.Yup…

0427091814

13. No Other Skills Required

10734273_860245720673801_873050163771588766_n

14. They Swallow

507f0caedce84

15. Thanks, I’ll Pass

507f0ab5b0b09 (1)

16. Well, I Don’t Call Mine That

4e7229421749d

17. I Didn’t Realize I Was His Type

4e722936317d8

18. That’s How It Usually Goes For Everyone

4e7229645cf15

19. He’s That Good

4e7229541d65f

20. Sounds Fun

4e722947aac9d

21. Good Luck Getting That Image Out Of Your Head

4e72293bc11f5

22. No

4dd18003520d2

23. Because “I Forgive You” Isn’t Good Enough

4dd180178bc75

24. Another One?

4dd1928b85e9c

25. Tried It. Next

4dd1800f26192

26. Well, I Don’t Want To Brag…

4dd18be086e3f

27. What Do You Want It For?

4dd17fde3ecf7

28. No It’s Not

4daf0ff2ea75d (1)

29. It Must’ve Been Some Night, I Don’t Remember

4daf0fd9990d7

30. A Normal Lubricant Is Also Good

4da4b19ca5e91

31. That’s One Skilful Tongue

4da4a21819ea5

32. All Singles Know This

4da4a19ce8358

33. Never Give Up

4da4a1e0da818

34. I Don’ Want Jesus In My Crack

irx6vydbirmtxf3uolsv

35. Try It Before You Buy It

4da49f82c24c9 (1)

All of us who laughed are probably going to hell.

Share this post with your friends by clicking on the sharing buttons below.

Thank You!

Leave your vote


0 Comments

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Log In

Forgot password?

Forgot password?

Enter your account data and we will send you a link to reset your password.

Your password reset link appears to be invalid or expired.

Log in

Privacy Policy

Add to Collection

No Collections

Here you'll find all collections you've created before.

Send this to a friend