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10 Jokes To Tell Your Crush

It can be quite uneasy striking up a conversation with your crush. Also, you want them to have a great conversation with you and want to be around you. Well, the easy way to do that is to make them smile. Know the right things to say. Don’t mess it up because the first impression lasts the longest.

Get to know that making your crush smile endears you to them. Make sure you keep your jokes tasteful. Nothing overboard, sexual or insulting, save the more complex jokes till when you both get to know each other. How can you make them smile? Simple! Go on ZNAFU and get puns that could make them smile. We have got the perfect icebreakers for you. Go ahead and shoot your shot. Below we have combined ten jokes that could make your crush like you.

10. Q: What did Jay Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

A: Feyoncé!

9. Want to hear a joke about pizza?

Nevermind it’s too cheesy.

8. It was the end of the school year, and John’s mom asked him, “were the exam questions difficult?”

“They were okay,” John replied.

“It was the answers that gave me all the trouble.”

7. Q: Why can’t a bike stand itself?

A: Because it’s two-tired.

6. Nurse: “Doctor, the man you just treated collapsed on the front step. What should I do?”

Doctor: “Turn him around, so he looks like he was just arriving.”

5. Just a heads up for you to keep a lookout for, there may be a fat man in a red suit coming to collect you this Christmas. I put you on my wishlist.

4. My therapist and I have been trying to figure out why I seem to have lost my mind. Then I realized that it’s all your fault. I’m crazy for you.

3. Excuse me, could you tell me what time it is? I have to remember the exact moment I met the person of my dreams.

2. I’m afraid someone might ask you to leave here pretty soon. You’re just making everyone else look bad.

1. I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well, then, please start.

ZNAFU is here to make things easier for you. You could also make light comments about something he/she has on, either sunglasses or a big bag. You could go like, “do you plan on robbing a bank later? Your bag would be our getaway car. “Make sure that you keep a smile on your face. Don’t be sarcastic, so he/she won’t think you’re making jests. You could also make jokes of yourself like saying, “I drive so well, the officer gives me tickets saying ‘fine.’ Be careful not to take this far, so you don’t seem like you are not self appreciative. You could also make an impression of a celebrity, either one you love, she loves or you both love. No one could go wrong with impressions and if all of that isn’t doable for you, go on ZNAFU and get cute texts to send.