<p>With ever more fun video games coming out each day, kids today prefer spending their free time in front of the PC or with a gaming console instead outside paying games with their friend. The result is empty playgrounds and obese kids who don&#8217;t get enough exercise. So, many people put great effort in designing playgrounds that kids will want to play in. Many have failed miserably.</p>
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<p>Really, seeing our list of playground games you&#8217;ll wonder just what the hell was going though the designers&#8217; head when they&#8217;ve decided to make these&#8230; things. If you can even manage to get a kid to play at these playgrounds, they will need some serious therapy session afterwards. Yes, they are that bad. See for yourself.</p>
<p><strong>1. Yes, The Mouth Goes Between The Legs</strong></p>
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<p><strong>2. One Happy Pig</strong></p>
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<p><strong>3. Kid Comes In, Kid Comes Out Of The Elephant</strong></p>
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<p><strong>4. Those Are Not Playful Houses</strong></p>
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<p><strong>5. Want A Spin With The Devil?</strong></p>
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<p><strong>6. Perfect For Bored Moms</strong></p>
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<p><strong>7. Well, Kids Do Come From There Too</strong></p>
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<p><strong>8. Jump In The Mutant&#8217;s Mouth, It&#8217;s Fun </strong></p>
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<p><strong>9. Are The Monkey Heads Really Necessary?</strong></p>
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<p><strong>10. Pass Trough The Rainbow Of Piss</strong></p>
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<p><strong>11. This Chef Needs A New Entrance</strong></p>
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<p><strong>12. It&#8217;s Harder For Girls</strong></p>
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<p><strong>13. The More You Slide, The Happier The Clown Is</strong></p>
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<p><strong>14. Get On The Happy Train</strong></p>
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<p><strong>15. Sit In My Lap, It&#8217;s Not Creepy</strong></p>
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<p><strong>16. How Was That Saying: Give Them Enough Rope&#8230;</strong></p>
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<p><strong>17. Slide Down The Banana&#8217;s Tube</strong></p>
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<p><strong>18. Well, It Sort Of Looks Like A Clowns Nose&#8230;</strong></p>
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<p><strong>19. What Is The Small Whale Doing?</strong></p>
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<p><strong>20. Because Everyone Loves Big Scary Insects</strong></p>
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<p><strong>21. Impaled Crocodile&#8230; What Fun</strong></p>
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<p><strong>22. Going Back To Where You Came From</strong></p>
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<p><strong>23. Riding A Creepy Snake Thing</strong></p>
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<p><strong>24. Another Great Exit</strong></p>
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<p><strong>25. Ride A Man</strong></p>
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<p><strong>26. This Creepy Crawly Is Not Scary At All</strong></p>
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<p><strong>27. Playing On The Bear&#8217;s Wood</strong></p>
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<p><strong>28. That&#8217;s How You Whistle </strong></p>
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<p><strong>29. Impaling Humans And Animals Is So Fun</strong></p>
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<p><strong>30. Every Kid Want To Be Grabbed By The Witch From The Sand</strong></p>
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<p>Talk about messing a kid up. With playground like these, no wonder kids stay home.</p>
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